Alil Bit Ov Life's Update.

Hey peeps wassupo? I feel I haven't been posting lately so here goes my part. It's nearing the exams already and I'm sure most of us are dreading on it. ['Us' includes we potatoSLAMmers and viewers feeling our pressure :) ] Things in UTP hav been going ups and downs. Ever since I came back here after the mid-sem-break, I haven't played bball. But even if I had the URGE to play, all the rings were broken down to vanishment due to 'heavy' dunkers.

Fortunately, just 2 days ago we discovered all 4 rings have been repaired. With this impact of info, me and 5 bball pals of mine went out to jam the court at around 10.30pm on a Tuesday night. The 5 include peeps name 'Ho Wen', C.K., Chee King, Yeo and one more fella sorry-I-didn't-get-your-name :X Their style of play was quite different compared to mine so we had a bit a of misinterpretion of moves at first xD Although i led the scoring at first, my stamina gave me in fast since I just ate Malay style 'Mee Goreng' just right before I cycle to the court. Luckily my teammate manage to get his 'feeling' back (he was missing alot earlier) and score 3 pointers 3 in a row xD Well, I had fun; knowing I haven exercise for a month. We balled till 12am and chatted abit, ignoring the fact that we would still have lectures at 8am @@

Besides, maybe I should share abit on what I can relate to about a few friends I made in my course. First, we have Yeo. He lives somewhere in KL and abit in Negeri Sembilan. A mixed race of chinese and indegenous blood, it's no wonder he can mix around with chinese and other races with ease. His other side is that he is an unstoppable swearer and nicknamed 'CrazyFrog' by his pals. I agree xD With his increased skills in mixing with many peeps led to increased knowledge in foul languages alike. But his sense of humour is great for show. I find this dude most funniest in our group. He also calls my name from a far with a girl’s voice(I thought what xD). He even does all sorts of weird things at random times. Like when I was watching the movie Wall.E on a lappy;
Yeo: Ribbit I’ma frog.
Me: But my roommate is already a frog.
Yeo: Chech, Then I’ma cat. Meow~
Me: xD..
Yeo: Peace. (Shows a peace sign then laughs like the sound effect when a W3 Shadow Strike has been activated. Goes something like a very fast and high pitch hihihihi)










That's his pic alright. Me(left), Yeo(right).We were called for a English assignment meeting in Jason's room( Yeo's his roomy) and there he is playing CS on lappy. I later joined to watch Wall.E xD

Next is Ming Xian, an Ipoh lang(peep). He knows his way around Ipoh town and good info provider when you want to get around. Like Yeo, he's also into swearing. No religion to stop him xD Together with Yeo, they can blast each other with all sorts of mockery and stuffs. He likes to sing.and.sing. His roommate is an Indian. Wondered why. He explained that he is his former schoolmate. Oh! But he regrets abit since the way of living is totally different. He complains that his roommate sleeps only at 4am in the morning and that the lights are usually on. He scared that his skin will grow darker if this continues LOL There’s even a time where we keep meeting in the bathroom late at night, 3 nights in a row.

-1st night, I filled my toothbrush with toothpaste then went into one of the cubicles. When I came out, Ming Xian was there brushing teeth at one of the sinks. I stood there brushing my teeth and staring at him, silently. After a moment, he felt a presence and turned to glimpse. The 1st glimpse wasn’t enough so he took a full look 2nd. That’s when he spit out his paste and said..
Ming Xian: F***er! Don’t la scare me like that. So silent there out of no where. U wearing white again!
Me: xDwoo!

-2nd night, I filled my toothbrush with toothpaste and started brushing at one of the sinks. I was thinking about my drama presentation when suddenly..
Ming Xian: HAA BELDEN!
That leapt my heart for a second.
Me: (Spits out paste) What the fish man xD
Ming Xian: So we meet again.
Me: Why brush so late? 1.30am liaw.
Ming Xian: To meet you.
Me: xD..

-3rd night, this time I entered the bathroom and found Ming Xian at one of the sinks (the same sink the 1st person who comes in always uses) brushing his teeth.
Me: HOO MING XIAN!
Ming Xian: MMM(Spits out paste) F****er!
Me: HAHA xD
Ming Xian: We should stop meeting like this.
Me: It’s fate isn’t it xD









That's him, Ming Xian. We were at Pocket D waiting for a Chemistry replacement class in the evening. We were wasting time sitting around and listening to music. He wanted to show me something.(That's why he flashed his phone)
That night we also celebrated his bday xD

And there is Jason Chung, a Johor person. He's the 'good boy, good guy' innocent type of person. Even his looks and appearence tells people so. But don't let looks tell you everything. Once this guy is given power, he is nicknamed 'Eagle' by his friends. Somehow I haven't felt the pressure. But because for Thinking Skills Major Project he was elected leader to lead 8 peeps, my friends complain our Tailow(Boss) too kick, not best=no rest. I was like "Huh?" xD But on other accounts, since Jason is also the leader of another drama group for English, they gave their accounts that he is really like an Eagle with an iron talon xD He even wears a shirt bearing 'Karate-do' and is the only one in our group who drives a motorbike. Wonder if he really has a hidden Eagle from me LOL









Yeap that's him, Jason. The looks says he's innocent yet smart and friendly. Yeah, he's always in that mood. But once u make him a leader, he can rule you down xD Taken this pic just before he was about to go for his English Drama Presentation.

Well that should be about it for now. Could write more but that would take up more space and more time. In the mean time hope this REAL post will help out in spacing out poems alil bit. And also we're still waiting for Bui to WRITE a REAL post :D Cheers guys.

Jokes for today...

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus!!!


WIFE's DIARY

Sunday night - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at
a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long,
so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no
comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him what was
wrong - he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was
upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving.. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, 'I
love u, too.'

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do
with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and
absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I
decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with
the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I
too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his
thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND's DIARY

Today Liverpool lost again. Niamah.
______________________________________________________________________________________________

this is directly from the heart of a MR BOSS

----- Why I fired my Secretary.

Last week was my Birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids...
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
'Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me.'
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go !'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day....
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind ?'
She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out
carrying a huge Birthday cake ...
Followed
by my wife,
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.


And I just sat there...



On the couch...

Naked.

Poem when in SMK CH

Well, this is Benn's poem way back long time ago, i just improvise it to suite my class that time,



One day I go to school,
Nobody know what to do,
While I sit and have some pooh,
in came Mr Thoo.

Mr Thoo was a serious man,
Making him angry is highly insane,
But i got up and clap my hand,
Jumping around as high as i can!

Mr Thoo face went round,
When seeing me jumping up and down
He takes a cane and start chasing me around,
that makes a lot of sound!

I thought I was a hero,
When I pour Mr Thoo face with some milo,
When I get back to my test result,
I saw a big fat ZERO!

Banging my head on the wall,
I feel much better than before,
Although my head is core,
Its feeling so sore,

When I get back to my table,
I suddenly found myself in a stable,
Eating and drinking night and day,
Till the day i decay!

Dec Toes

It was like living a summer twinkle,
Like before with all its subtle details.
Forgetting the leaves that dwindle,
Recounting those little petals
And the gleam in those crystals.
Whose are they to belong?

The skies open to freedom,
Like it always does after the storm.
Then potatoes grow fat with wisdom,
Only to evolve into their ultimate form,
Lest the cherished becomes a norm.
Ow would it always be that way?

However different will become of us,
There still exists the road for a chance
And a little pond if a frog must.
The soothing wind sweeps by, taking glance,
The green grass and butterfly wings dance.
Then how would the teddy bear help?

So comes the end of a year,
With winter already elsewhere.
We will try our best to not shed a tear
‘Cause we still got the blue sky and potatoes here.
So I ask of you my dear dear reader,

Won’t you wait for us this December,
When we’re all back together?

:D

Posting in Isolation...

It's raining outside and the room is freezing cold. As I typed along the rain seemed to be getting heavier and heavier. Things are just ironic...my dad told me to watch out for the electricity if there was gonna be heavy rain. It has been two days since my family left for Perth and both nights have been of heavy rain and strong wind. All's okay though, excluding the fact that I feel like I'm living as a refugee in some kinda military camp or something... Mum packed all my lunch and dinner meals in the freezer for alternate days and dad pasted reminder notes on most doors...yeah you would've guess it now, those "Lock The Gate" "Lock The Door" thingy. One thing's for sure, late night gaming, chatting and tv-ing with total freedom sure's damn cool.

Just two days ago, I had my last chemistry lab session of this 2nd semester. Finally...I have longed for this for a frigging long time. Lab sessions have been extremely tiring, especially mental-wise. Anyway it was a routine lab...we finished everything on time. Sie Kai was his usual playful self, as he added all the extra chemicals together at the end. The solution became like...the kikaboo or pikaboo drink. I forgot the name of it...but you all should know- the green coloured sweet drink. Maybe bui should've tried the solution...can inspire him to better strategies in chasing after the bear bear, which is useless of course...get what I mean eh =/

There you go, one of our group photos. Clockwise, from top left to bottom left: Zhi Xian, Allan, me, Sie Kai, Ying Ying, Belinda, Jane and Gia Hui. For those from Chung Hua, you should know who's Gia Hui, and the fact that she is now pakto-ing with Zhi Xian. I still wanna go and leave my classes in one piece so I'm not gonna comment on their relationship. The others are..."kelefe" and unknown to all of you. Me and Sie Kai are the only ones you all know lol...

Well I was looking through my files in my lappy until I came across something. This something is deemed by researchers to be extremely hazardous and harmful to one's sight. I think I was out cold for few minutes upon seeing this horrible picture. To top it all off, it felt more weird because the face of this one-of-a-kind being looks damn familiar to me...

READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

Those sinister looking eyes...and the other parts which are indescribable...one has got to be very awesome not to LAUGH...be scared* upon seeing this... Hence, for the safety of the general public, I hope the readers of this blog will get the bear bear to see this, in order to avoid any potential mishaps...

Well, there's about one more week to go till my family gets back. Kinda bored, staying alone but with funny...scary* pictures like that, I will be alert all times. Ohya bui, if you're reading this, when you come back on Dec 6th I wanna have a good look at you...cause that thing there...looks damn like you doesnt it?

The Lives of PotatoSLAMmers...

Bui was funding for charity
No funds though, she can merely be like a sister
We thought he will break down for eternity
Then came the bear bear
Now the frog grows horns
From Bufospecies to an undefined species

Hach took french lessons like fries
Danced along with the Kaepora Gaebora
Perhaps he could use the newly learnt french to tell lies
But decided not to cheat papa and mama
Cause if kena grounded
Can't go france as hoped

Rol favours to do joi stuffs
Often amuse us with form 6 experiences that are funny
Beh tahan form 6 subjects especially maths
Perhaps playing Stalker will make him happy
But in Stalker he dies
Booby-trapped while looking for artifacts


Bel...I duno what to write about him
Maybe he is helping Bui with bear bear thingy
That might make the frog beam
Which might in turn make Bel vomit terribly
Cause when a frog smiles like that
It's catastrophically indescribable like dot dot dot

Chris...yeah that's me
Writing this out of boredom
I do think it's lame
So hopefully I don't tio bom
But nothing to do sia...sorry la
Tv still hangus ma

Saturday...doomsday

I was just wandering around the place in between wakefulness and dreams that very morning. My room was freezing cold and the rain was singing along outside. Most people in my shoes that morning would almost certainly stayed in bed, reluctant to get their sorry ass off the bed like I did. For me, I just wanted to kill as much time as possible until it's noon time, when the Japanese F1 Race would start and I wont have to bear with the agonising wait for the race if I were to wake up early. To cut it short, things did not work out eventually as my tv hangus...[wtf 1]

Pulled open the curtains...rise and shine...only to see the sun shining on the nicely cut main telephone cable of my neighbourhood...those idiot lakias ZZZ...[wtf 2] ok great no line for that day, even the telephone's not working. Then I went out for the newspaper, and failed to find it. I did not have to be a rocket scientist to guess what happened. My pup Scotty was under the car hiding, presumably because he did something wrong. True enough, my previously green backyard was now white with shredded newspaper pieces...[wtf 3] Scotty served his encagement sentence for 1 day from that very moment...screw that pup.

After lunch, I received a sms from my dad in Beijing : " This msg is sent to you exclusively from the top of the Great Wall of China."...ZZZ thanks a lot dad...[wtf 4] He better buy something cool for me from China after his work...excluding rabbit sweets and chocolates of course. Anyway my bro was due for tuition at 1.30 so i sent him there. On the way back I was required by my mum to refuel, only to occur problem with her Bonuslink card that could not be read...[wtf 5] To make matters worse, when I got home I saw my laptop's screen becoming black and blank...my mum used the main socket for ironing and I did not have the battery on my lappy...2 hours of Spore data gone...[wtf 6]

Glad that wtfs of the day stopped right there. It was THE Saturday which angered me the most of my entire life. The only positives I could take from the day was from one of the negatives...my stolen line got fixed at the end of the day and I could use the net for the rest of the night. However, the 'new' line disconnects everytime someone calls in @#!@#!$ perhaps I could put that down as [wtf 7] -.-
Saturday...doomsday

Come and Go

It was one of those weeks, whereby you hoped that it would have lasted longer but reality checked back in instantly. The raya holiday break was short for all of us. Ffh, Bui, Bel and Kershia came back to Miri for their one week holiday whilst Hay stayed over at Adam's house for his break. The very one thing I dislike about Curtin is that they never follow other government unis' holidays. Therefore I had to bear with the agony of studying on Monday and Tuesday when my fellow friends were holidaying and gaming with glee at home.

All of us went to Secret Recipe for dinner on Monday. Quite fitting actually, as SR has just opened and everyone just got back. And so we chatted and talked...but the 'story' which stood out most was Bui's - Bear Bear. As a 'good' friend, I would prefer not to elaborate more on that. But for those who know about it, let's just pray for his inevitable failure...success*. From Chung Hua till now I believe this Bear Bear thingy is like what...Take 3 or take 4(guys you know what I mean)...Regardless, may the force be with you...whatever you're trying to do...
Well dinner at SR was not enough at all and it was so darn expensive. We guys then went to Yong Seng for some proper and cheap food. It was there that the typical Ffh started to talk about girls. "Hey vk sibu got many pretty girls o...wanna melt arh...", Hm...whatever dude I was so hungry that wantan mee soup was more tasty than those =/

On raya eve we guys were gaming dota like mad over at Garena. Adam and Edz were gaming with us as well. And so it was a private game...we played played played until around 12am. The fireworks have started here in Miri so I wished Adam and Edz selamat hari raya. At that very moment the funniest thing happened. When I typed my wishes to them, Adam killed Bui instantly. As Bui was using storm and Adam was using ts, ts' lightning struck right on storm. Those who realise how storm dies everytime will certainly laugh as the effect was like...so perfect and ironic. Bui's storm died like kena the raya celebrations' firework strike and the sound Bui died was like...BA ZA!

ChrisJvk: SELAMAT HARI RAYA ADAM AND EDZ!
AdamHan has pawned Bufospecies's head for an undisclosed fee!
Bufospecies: ...
*Everyone*: LOL
Bufospecies: ...

Later during the week we went to Pong's for dinner, which turned out to be our last gathering for this short holiday. Ffh, Bui, Bel and Kershia were all due back to their respective places to start school again. All the best to all of you, especially Bui...right Bui? =)
It's time for all of us to get down to work and study hard for the final exams due in approximately two months. Perhaps the coming year end break will be more fun that the one we just had.
Till then...live.