Wednesday, May 26, 2010

the Good , the Bad, and the Funny

The good, the bad, and the funny.
yeah good bad and funny sides of all our names in potatoSLAM! its about what our names meant worldwide, and omg we sure do have some weird ones (seriously, f*cking weird)

so lets get straight on!
I will try to find as much info as i can on each of our names in the internet, and separate them into 3 parts!! so lets start off!!
(i recently JUST KNOW THAT we can LINK like this xD much easier right now than copy pasting all the previous link like in top 5 stuffs, hope you enjoy it)

Belden Chin < > < > (actually i forgotten your other two parts of you name, forgive them for not telling me) statistics: 37,600 results in google search which took 0.16 seconds
Belden is the one who always draws alot i guess, in basketball hes called iOxygen, due to his passing play, and in dota, i cant remember, anyhow he's a dude with two eyes 1 mouth and two ears. Some say, he does not know whats porn despite being exposed to it, but all we know, hes iOxygen

The Bad
Belden is a dog! don't ask me, see this. Its at the top right

On image, he got no face, like theres no actual BELDEN FACE. but theres a tombstone, a funny Chinese looking dude, a park? chin chin chin?? fibre optic cables and for some reason, San Fransisco

and on the Map, we see belden, in the USA.... like spread throughout US, there's more of him in the US than UK JAPAN and AUSTRALIA combine! See here!

Its not that bad, but other than the dog thing, i cant find anything bad already... he must be really GOOD then....

The Good
hrmmmm, yes he is good, when you combine belden and chin, you get Quantitative relationship of prexisting homotypic antibodies to the excretion of attenuated poliovirus type 11 notice that, antibodies(good) comes before excretion, hence this is good.
and when you search him, you'll know that he finished his foundation year (good to know) and engineering math.
and hes part of UTP International Culture Club. which i suppose to be good means hes banging on some chicks or sort off.

Your search - belden chin - did not match any documents. means hes not on any news or sort, way to go low belden!!

and under books! hes either some maternal image or medically affiliate with vaccines
and immunity research

The Funny
Oh yea here comes the funny part, try putting auto search on and type belden, you will see this

it's kinda small but click it and you will see it clearly!

As you can see, he is either some cable or numbers... i really dont know why. and if you type on chin, you'll get Belden China as a search suggestion.. wow and i did some search and it looks like belden got a website! and it says under Belden there... sending all the right signals !, what signals bel ! mating calls?!
anyhow, there are some cool ones like this. really, dont be in awe, i was shocked as well.


Bufo Jong Y C
Statistics: 23,900 results in 0.39 seconds (I ignored the Bufo and went straight to JYC)
Bufo is the dude who ask us to call him bui and i always spell his last name wrongly. He is holy right now and prays longer before meal than belden and a girl in front of him [or around him]. No offense bui, i just got nothing to write about you ! T.T so ermm yea he's a dude with four arms and two eyes and does the fade away in basketball alot. Some say, his blood freeze in the winter in malaysia due to extreme humidity, but all we know, he's bui.

The Bad
I cant find anything bad... other than spm results upsr tips? facebook and chung hua..

On images tho, theres no face of bufo as well, looks like no1 upload his pic or so, but we do have some ah beng, a girl who took pics of herself, AVATAR for some reason, a little girl on a sofa and it says there super hard & super???(Pedo?????) and Garfield..... seriously its somewhat only girls and camera if you notice.

On maps, yik chieng can be spotted quite rarely, being the closest is at Poland, and he is scattered only in europe and the USA, and hes COUNTABLE, unlike belden, who's like godlikely everywhere. really.

On new, he too does not have any news, down low guy.

and thats about it.. nothing much... omg bui you need to build your rep up man.

The Good
He is a part of some Australian volunteering group. try searching his name xD

and in Thai he is จงหยิกเชียง, i have no idea wtf is that don't ask me xD and i think thats good?

He also completed foundation year (good to know) and engi math as well,
but here comes the mind blowing part.

When you find in under books, you get singapore, chemistry and china BOOKS, no kidding man

The Funny
When typing his name on the search bar i stumble across this


As you can see, of all of us, he's somewhat closest to home in a random search
So i'd try some out, and see the 3rd one there, Jonghyun, i clicked it and guess where it gotten me to? here. [TENSO SPOILER THE NEXT SENTENCE!]

ITS SOME GIRL SHIRT WEARING AH BENG!!!!!

But due to the lack of info i added bufo in the front of the search, and looked where it ended up to. Its kinda weird once you see this. i know the second search right? the 1 with reproductive word.

and all the bio journals like this talk about how frogs mate and how to enhance it and how to reduce the gap?? wtf? why study that??


Hayden Chin < > < > (i also don't know the final two part so lets just stick with the first two, forgive those who told me but i forgotten)
Statistics: 604,000 results in 0.16 seconds in google search
Hayden is the other half of belden, doesn't draw as much as belden already, he's Hach, and he plays basketball as well, and errr pool also, and dota. Furthermore he has two eyes one mouth and an extra hair. Hayden got a much bigger search result as well. Some say his french is better than his English, but all we know, hes Hach.

The Bad
I think the first link instantaneously speaks for itself its not your fault, don't worry. Dicky Hayden's damn...
And we can find harry potter fansites too. Due to its magic and etc etc and to make our holy readers happy, i kinda have to put it on the bad side.

and errr you're under tributes..
and a female marine, can search your name

On images, we see 1 picture of him, 3 dicky haydens, and others the heros girl who can heal herself and which she got stabbed like countless of time, here

On maps however we got NOTHING, other than Hayden Hall in India
and in news, looks like hes badass.

The Good

He's Hellboy at an insurance group, what a good symbol for something to insure your life don't you think so?

Then he was Tornbridge baseball coach!! way to go hay! 3 months there man! how many MLB stars did it produce!

and when you search his name you ended up with some results about Signals Transomething ect etc, which is some sort of super research

and he gives a good testimonial to this group. can see his name after 6 or 7 somewhere there.
if you're lazy to find, he said this:
“Very Good Tutoring, Excellent Facilities Highly Recommended.”

~ Hayden Chin Wing,
Petroleum Company of Trinidad and Tobago Limited

but thats roughly it... dude you need to do something too... most of the stuffs i found out its like..
Hayden holding his chin up... stuffs like that xD

The Funny
When i first saw this, i was then on the way to write this post!! you wouldn't expect it! CHIN a playlist from Hayden xD

Other than that looks like when you have chin surgery and implants in hayden can improve your jawline and muscles.., im not making this up. Hayden can make you look better..


And you provide for the world man, one of a kind technology!!, Hayden solar panel!!!

and Hayden ID as well, whatever it is...
and to round this part up, when you type in this dude.. you sorta get this at some extent


I wonder what that is....

Wonder not! its some OLD MAN SLACK PANTS!


Chris JVK
statistics: 1,660 in 0.31 seconds
Chris is the potent blogger in this team, he post up more stuffs than most of us do. He has a younger bro which we always tease at some extent, cant reveal his name here, sorry fui. but anyways he too has two eyes two ears 1 mouth and 1 nose, and some say, he has 3 extra hairs on his arms. Some says, his teeth is diamond and he has no idea, and when the kangaroo got shot outside his house, he thought it was a deer, all we know, hes Chris the WindStalker.

The Bad
Your name kinda ended up to this dude, dejong, he has a bad display pic and he has a website too
and he does have a list of TOP SEVENTY FIVE ALBUMS of 2009. what a list man... i'd think most people just want to know the top 10 or so right.. that's why people say top 30 at most..

and err this chris de jong dude, its like everywhere in the net, i'd so didnt expect this to happen xD, he has another site, where you need to pass a TEST or something of a sort, here try it out

and on images errrrrrmmmmmmmm, you just got to see this yourself

while err thats a group of hippies too, i just don't get what are they doing...

and on maps.. this is just so wrong: notice the address on that link, it's Singapore and Indonesia on the same address xD

No NEWS on Chris.... deng this is bad

The Good
Well i found out that we have Vui Khiong more common, in fact, that name provide more essentials to human kind like this one. It's an economic book and political science!

he won My Sony Member Rewards Movie extravashitidunnohowtospellfinishthisword.

Chris also completed a marathon and hes ranked, somewhere. (its pdf can type and search)

owh yea dude youre on the Founder's Badge, ihavenoideawtfisthat. but read the captions and it says there man, highest honour dude............ for a boys brigade.

He too is a professor or something but its in german so i cant read it.
oh wait there's the english translation around the web but i didn't read it cause i'd think it'll be boring.

The Funny
whats funny about vk in the net is that, there absolutely no info on him (there is a few facebook stuffs) and ALOT about Chris de jong. sometimes.

While searching for his stuffs, theres a link on quotes from team america! i think its because the show has kim JONG il and CHRIS as the characters in that awesome mofokin show.

and when i went deeper to see wassup with him at aussie i got this. its a site which says HOTFROG. WTH? VK AND BUI??

and well on another note, on images, typing chris jong will result in ALOT of that north korean dude. (vk's overwhelmed)

and err he has a photo album as well but.... i don't think it can top this up:
i've even highlighted it so you can see it clearly :O

Apparently Chris Jongesdasdqwdsd was a elite cyclist who hit his partner in a crash in 2007
and got sent to prison :O (He too is in australia now man :x, go look up at him cause he spoil your rep)

Roland Tay
Statistics: 549,000 results (0.17 seconds)
Roland tay hey, thats me, the writter of this shit, but omg i stumble across some crazy stuffs in my name :O, still hanging around doing nothing much, helping out peeps who need help, playing games and researching more into some funny stuffs which we here at potatoslam could post up. Some say, I am very hairy, but to others im just full with hormones, but the truth is.. im bigfoot :O

The Bad
HOLY SHIT I'M AN UNDERTAKER WHO THREATENED AND ASSAULT A MAN!!! (not a start i'd expected)

and then theres this site which says extraordinary man, roland tay... and then booshhh. some VERY REALISTIC and pessimistic people saying when someone is doing good to you, it's too good to be true... wth man come on...

On images theres one ME and hell lot of weird stuffs, like really weird, there's a pig, and another dude standing beside a... those stuffs smiling,

well on maps, im nowhere to be found.. other than rolandstarrrt which is at Belgium.

and wth im in a book called Universal Women.
and in Singapore chamber of commerce or something like that. it states that i owe them 50k or something.....


The Good
Well, i'm a part of an organization so weird that i have no idea what is it about.

and then there's another me who totally helps people, unlike me staying at home typing this and reading my other half and still does not feel bad about myself

and err those musicians who know me? yes you sure do:


pictured: Me, yes i'm from Jupiter and number 8 is my favorite number

Then there's another me who helps everyone who needs burial, really . He somewhat helped so many that there's so many people wondering why is he doing it?

then there's the roland garros tennis tourney:

world class tourney, yes, its about gir... i mean tennis, yes tennis beautiful gir.. i mean tennis yes tennis balls yes tennis skills........

The Funny
Well around the net, im the man who help other people around...
AND another one, food with heart :D, there's another me who kinda made a restaurant, and it's like a semi/food/cafe/college/social enterprise

There is also another group of people who keeps track of the food done by the restaurant and somehow my name appears there as well.

AND THIS ONE..... im a part of a band, french horn to be exact (WTF is that?)

and yes you fellas so got to see this. im in a worldwide cooperation!!

and i am a legend in france :O, a iconic hero, which i am not even close to resemblance upon!!!


So that's all i guess i have time for not, till the next research and free time, ill log off now! see ya! goodluck to those who have exams and who are in deep shit right now, for those who isn't i'm sorry. Take care all!

-Rolando-

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Moving into the 20's

Time flies as all the potatoSLAMMERs are busy with their own studies, exams, stuffs... hach in France, taking bus from place to place, maybe learning french kiss at the moment ... chrisjvk in perth, everyday facing stones and stones and stones, stuck with reports, might come back speaking aussie accent ... rolandviper still in miri, teaching english for those students who really need it, but going to perth in july to find vk.... HAPPY YO VK??!! ioxygen in utp, preparing for final examinations + dragon age, thinking when he gonna meet hach ... bufospecies AKA me, in utp too, preparing for final examinations too, watching dota replays and laughing at vk for his acts in those replays, and going back Miri in 1 week time :D


BUT STILL, at this SPECIAL day, 21 MAY, just wanna wish this awesome potatoSLAMMER, finally, 20!



HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY TO VK!



Have a nice one there. Next time we shall DotA, COD, basketball,badminton, BBQ, movie, and fishing (until now haven do it yet -.-'') 2gether again ... And .... FASTER COME BACK MIRI LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Btw, I have just discovered this pictures. Enjoy :)



VK, you know what? I just love these pics :)



Cheers~! :]

Sunday, May 02, 2010

potatoSLAM-ing hach to France

Hey guys how are things going for you all? I'm fine here and this would be the first entry since being in Perth and what a fitting one to start off with Hay's departure, a permanent one (until he's done with his studies of course), to France.

Feels rather surreal doesn't it, Hay leaving for France. I mean, such a faraway place and not coming back for around four years. Off to somewhere named Aix en Provence or something, hopefully Hay will return to Miri next time "french-ed", that would certainly make our face to face conversations much more interesting wouldn't it? x)

I remember the first time I met Hay, yeah it was in form four. Frankly speaking I kinda hated the fact that Hay and Bel are twins at first as I could never differentiate them for the first few months. How did I finally manage to do it? Well it was achieved via sheer embarrassment, thanks to Hay. I was helping with some subject's exercise book distribution when I came across the name "Belden Chin". I guess it was a good thing during that time that both Hay and Bel sat very close to each other at the last two rows of the class, Hay with Sean and Bel with Jion. So, feeling comfortable, I just called out "Belden" to the direction in which they are both sitting. I must have did well right? (or so I thought). Here is when, Hay first showcased his "like-to-jio-people" act which I grew accustomed to, by coming up to me naturally and said "yeah I am Belden". Ah, I felt so good then, with a smile on my face I gave BEL's exercise book to HAY. So yeah the dudes at the back laughed at me, and that time I haven't mixed in with them yet so what a way to make an entrance yeh HAY-the-SMARTASS??? Well, I hope Hay wouldn't mind me saying this, but it had always been known that alot of people thinks that Hay is the more-harsh and more-lojoi of the two Chin twins, but I gotta say I never really cared. Maybe it's because I like to "lojoi" at times too so I kinda got along with that side of Hay well, until today. Crazy msn chats with dumb "i-jio-u-u-jio-me" instances more than portray what I'm trying to say.

From now on we won't be seeing "hach" on Valiantz clan chat anymore, number 27 "hach" playing basketball and shooting like a fag anymore, "hach" on dragonica anymore... Just a pity that we can't get rid of him yeh? Since "Hayden <" will still appear on msn >.> Make sure you keep in touch with us or else Bui will cry man. Ohya perhaps Hay would stop following jap and kpop (especially the latter) songs, and get into the groove of er...french rap? XD I'm not sure how that'll be, I assume they go something like "BON BON YO?! YO?!!?! BON BON LOL?" -------------

Well, on behalf of the gang here, I hereby wish Hay all the best in all his undertakings in Aix-blablabla place. Be sure to get your WET french-kiss, a HOT french girlfriend and uhm, DRY french fries. Until we cross paths again, in a couple of years from now, take care man! Hopefully by the time you come back, Bui has finally got his girlfriend yeah!!!!!

Not a better instance to say this, BON VOYAGE and all the best Hay! May the forces be with you all the way to France :D

Signing off with a heavy but gay feeling,
Chris