Back from Camp but now comes another.....

holy moly, after a very tiring 5 day camp, i came back to my house only to be informed that 3 days later i need to go to school for lion dance camp(ZING AHHH!!!). First of all, i was thinking, i never played it before, so why i need to go. Then on the day i went back to school, he told me i'm a AJK!! AHHH I NEED TO TEACH SEI KIAS HOW TO PLAY!!! THIS IS SO WRONG!! bah anyways heres some funny moments at the camp.

Day One

Register, then dont know what, well, me and qian jun bought some cowboy hats and we sit at the back acting cool, but too bad girls that gone buy just see us and laugh. Madek. We then go to our so called "room". Holy carp, we using block B de classrooms man. BUT WE IMPROVISE, WITH OUR STUPID KNOWLEDGE IN MAKING THINGS GO EASY WE THINK A WAY TO SLEEP THERE!! and POOF!! we came up with the idea of taking a bed, from where? it was the high jump mattress. At first we were happy that there is a mattress there, but the hardness of bring that big thing up 3 storeys can be another thing. in the end we got it up and YEAH it felt damn good. At night, funny thing is, NOT ENOUGH FOOD!! AHHHHHH so we were like so dead hungry BUT luckily, KH room was open and i made a deal with teacher. I took care of the area while she is gone and we get to use the stuffs in there. Qian Jun and Tze Perng fried mee for we all, hell no im not commenting on the taste, lets just say its errmmmmmmmmmm moving on

Day TWO
i realize i same group with Carolyn's sister, Josephine. then i also realize, my group got like somewhat 7 members only???? whereas got group with 10++ members. i asked around and realise, most of my members are committee. So we need to think up of a slogan and my team name was Diablo. what a name...... but i was looking at other groups got names such as BUllets, Ember, Marshmallow, Junkie and many more LAH. the head of the camp says that our name is actually dogs name, the i look back at my group name, Diablo, wow cool owner i guess. Well the hard part is actually coming up the slogan, after squueeeeeeeezzzzzzzzinnngggg the brains, we finally got it. it is:
"Together with fear we like to drink beer"

i have no idea what it means. beer is my part. then on this very day day TWO, we have to go for a uber treasure hunt. my group combine with Perng, and omigosh man crazy running, from ch to sun city then to jamilah finding bananas then to bumiko running up and down stairs then to tanjung doing some sort of obstacles challenge then to school bus stop eat garlic with coffee and kicap and back to CHUNG HUA, eating some kuih cover with red hot spices and dipping hands into ice boxes and finding fake snakes, heck it was a tiring day. then i got the topic for my cultural show, robo dance, walao, cultural ah.

Day THREE
we woke up, we bath at asrama there senyap senyap, we eat eggs and hotdogs, i eat maggie again, then the big bang happend, my leg muscles hardened. Bak Hock ( i always called him Bak Co(c)K) says that i cannot climb canada hill edi, so they put me at station. well we sit a bus going to the top and WOW, the school even asked for those forest rangers to guide them. well line up this and that and heres the stupid part, i need to go to checkpoint 3. Going there was okay, BUT STAYING THERE WAS HECK MAN. its like NO WIND, so WARM, many 100+ beside but u CANNOT DRINK, and just sit there warm like what for so long........ then when i saw the first sight of human existence in that area, i say, welcome to the light!!, was funny tho, i was holding a 100+ at my left hand and pulling others up with my right they say wheres their share, i pointed up the cliff summore.(i was somethat deep in that time since got nothing to do) and they were like WAH STILL SO FAR. wow man after that day we were tired like ever man, so busted out and wasted.

Day FOUR
STEADY AHHH WE NEED TO WEAR SCHOOL UNIFORM DURING CAMP AND GOT MORNING ASSEMBLY AT HALL AND NEED TO BRING CLASS AGAIN!! it was so weird man xD looking at this, school during camp. lucky thing is it was from 8 to 10 i think, just giving off those top 5 people, madek, i got 6th. then we prepare and THEN WE NEED TO HEAD TO THE BEACH, at 12 at the noon xD kick ahhh. well when we reach there, we dug a hole, codename APA. well APA is organized because theres a dude called Paul who during hiking kept saying ALMOST THERE ALMOST THERE IN CHINESE like somewhat 18 times to his members xD, so Perng formed a group, Anti P Association. we were working like mad man, digging the hole till half the body already. then we need to go play some games, so operation abandon a sec. our game was making a fire at the WINDY BEACH and find something to make a flag pole. well my group took quite some time and well the cool thing is, we took a LOG and just cover the head to be our flag pole, CHUUUUUUU ah every1 say. After that it was the craziest day ever, a super duper station game. Game 1 that we played, take of shirt and wet it and fill the bottle with holes that ur member going to close so the ping pong ball can float out. Running back and fourth like an idiot kena burn like what and our ping pong never toppled over xD. okay that was it GAME TWO!, building sand castles, well it was easier but hey..... no sand around the area. We need to dug it up and then build it as TALL as possible, my group 5 peeps only or 6 that time, walao man xD. then Game 3 catch crab, caught abt 30++ small ones nyea.......... then game 4, running over plates and get burried half ur body under sand, even made a fake thing, kinda funny. then game 5 Rolling over with your friend and a water bottle for like 10m and then fill the bucket. i think this game i tertendang maggie bro and his friend who always complain his life is very pathetic. Clement i think his name, not fui ah. then game 6 katak katak lompat, dont need to explain. Well after that we had a nice dip into the beach and we had to shower. well since we were at explanade, perng and jun followed me back HOME and had a good shower and some MIlo and MILK!.then we went back and have a barbeque there. heres the stupid part. i asked Mr Yong, teacher can eat de ma? he say he not sure ok experiment, i fork 1 out and try, OMG COLD CHIN, then put it on my plate then like 10 mins later i fork out another 1 and give qian jun, COLD CHIN stil and put it at his plate, then like 30 mins later i FORK OUT AGAIN and give Alvin and he say okay.... and we eat STILL COLD WTDoG. well then we ate secara penuh and went back. well that night actually they want to prank people, saying that 12am go sleep and 12.30am wake them up for cultural show and the teacher APPROVES IT! BUT SO FUNNY, the teacher told them to wake him up for he is the judge, then when the time come, he even told them not to aeroplane him, he still asleep, after many tries to wake him up, he dint woke up, what a teacher, he rocket the game masters ah!

Day Five
woke up, sunburn at my back, tired like heck and need to go for a speech. then we need to gatther at conference room and hear a speech. then at the afternoon CULTURAL SHOW!, wiu many group went up, many performances, Perng group kick oh!! IMPROMPTU GO UP STAGE AH! well i manage to get my group together and made a decent robo dance, kinda cool but well that was about it, then we go to a open session where everyone talk about everything there is, well DELLON he took the mike at one time and HES THE ONLY PERSON THAT SAYS THIS:

"Hello MY NAME IS DELLON" etc etc etc
then his speech was kinda blur but the message is sent at some way.
Well i got a chance to, i talk about crap of my experiences and teamwork qualities, during talking i was like stage fright, forgot what to say and so during my speech got like:
"ermmmmm........ shit ........ fark...... shit.... sorry, shit crap etc etc'

PAISEH LIKE WHAT AHHH XD and well after that i went to petes had a decent dinna with my friends and went back home for a uber nice sleep.
Hell it was a camp to remember, all the cool things that happend .

Joi stuffs that we DID.
- pranking people, first we took the fake snake whose head has been severed, and place it in the coin compartment when u know u call and coin drop down that part, in the public phone. we sit nearby, waiting for victims to come. first FIVE people called and no change, madek that phone rosak ha? then after a while VICTIM ONE came. she called got lose change placed her hand in and PULLED IT OUT LOOKING AROUND SAYING IN CHINESE WHATS INSIDE. then VICTIM TWO come as victim one called her, she says what and put her hand in and responded in the most hilarious manner for us to see, then she see again, she says "I thought is Kueh Tiaw" WTF MAN XD. then VICTIM THREE made the call, SO LONG AH SHE TALK then AT THE END WE THOUGHT WE FAILED, SHE PLACED HER FINGER IN FOR SOME REASON!!! and WOOOOOOOTT UBER RESPONSE!!, he body twitchs back and was like WOAH what was that!!!, we laugh like madmen xD

-Next!, i put those muscle relive cream, on jai zing towel, dont know he know about it or not. but well dint see his response.

- then, i accidentally took somebody cup noodle, and its not mine, the person dint called up so dont care lah

- i taught a kid how to card count,............. maguliao he kept winning in blackjack after that (more to regretful stuffs)

- teach kids to robo dance when i have no idea wtf i am doing, but they did great hurray for them!!

-KATAK!!!!!, we manage to stomp jai seng u know where, lu it on a tiang, lu rojer on the tiang and pokok, what else ah, lu who else ah, cant quite remember but yea lu alot. (lu is i think is RUB VERY HARD)

- Making fun of people, me and perng make many people look like idiot, please forgive us...

and well yea thats all, one hell of a camp, 1 hell of a week, 1 really kick thing to remember, like what my brothers in the logistic says, no pain no gain together we work together we gain. yea, we learnt ALOT some bad ones but wow it was a good game many enjoyable moments and a goofy teacher. well see ya again fellas, next stop, LION dance camp ...