Tuesday, November 04, 2008

The Life of an-AntiPoster PotatoSLAMmer...

Me: Real post la...
Bui: No
Kershia: Real post la...
Bui: No
Bel: Real post la...
Bui: No
Hay: Real post la...
Bui: No
Rol: Real post la...
Bui: No
Bear Bear: Real post la...
Bui: Yes, immediately ^^

As of late, the hottest topic concerning us is Bui's extreme resilience in escaping real postings. Therefore, it is our responsibility to aid him through this tough psychological ordeal.

Bui ah Bui...real posts are essential in keeping you in shape. Your fatness...cool body structure* is undoubtedly one of a kind, but you would certainly look much better if it's...the opposite. By posting real posts, you will have the opportunity to release the crap...feelings* in your mind. Take me as an example...by posting the last few posts, I laughed my ass off and you certainly made my day...period.

Now now don't deny that you have nothing real to post up. Frogs croak all night long to let their feelings known and you should do the same, as you hold the proud title of being the only look-like-human frog on earth. Even when they don't croak, they jump. So you should change...when you don't do real posts, fart. Perhaps farting out the stress within you, it will be easier for you to post up. Do it man, rather than posting SUPER DUPER FUNNY JOKES.

I know, it's easier said than done. But you cannot...certainly can* do it. We're all rooting for your first ever real post. Say 'tak nak' to jokes and say 'bear bear' to real posts. We know that with the power of nonsense...love* you can do it. Why not use your msn as the perfect inspiration...
Bear + Frog = ?
Bear + Frog = Real Post


So Bui, for any further inquiries, please contact the following thing:

Bufospecies, 0146814270

Bufospecies will help you. So Bui, from all of us here, all the best.
*PS* - The fact that this thing appeared three times already in this blog is purely accidental...in a way.

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