HEY HEY HEY- happy new year and sorry folks for the uhm, very lengthy AWOL status that this blog has suffered for the past quarter of a year or so. kthxbai
not.
Greetings everyone, UNLIKE THE OTHER SLAMMERS THAT ARE JUST SLACKING- on behalf of the lads, this is a post highlighting the interesting shiz that happened throughout 2010. A great year or not, it's up for you to decide for yourselves. But all in all, I bet it has been a rather awesome one for all.
2010 had seen all five of us getting "separated" into pieces of studying destinations. I furthered my studies in Perth (Australia), Hay went to Aix (France), Rol's at KL whilst Bel and Bui were always having some fun and enjoyable time together in UTP Perak. bustedddd aaahahaha- I'm sorry.
The previous post has all you need to know bout Hay and his sit-rep in France. Whereas for me, Perth has been, rather nice yet very boring at times. IT'S A DEAD PLACE AT NIGHT. But hey freedom away from parent's jurisdiction is a win. Enjoyable seasons I've gotta say, with summer being a hot pain in the ass, winter being windy-ish ice cold, spring being so-so lah and autumn being just perfect. OW WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT BOUT THE FLIES.
not.
Greetings everyone, UNLIKE THE OTHER SLAMMERS THAT ARE JUST SLACKING- on behalf of the lads, this is a post highlighting the interesting shiz that happened throughout 2010. A great year or not, it's up for you to decide for yourselves. But all in all, I bet it has been a rather awesome one for all.
2010 had seen all five of us getting "separated" into pieces of studying destinations. I furthered my studies in Perth (Australia), Hay went to Aix (France), Rol's at KL whilst Bel and Bui were always having some fun and enjoyable time together in UTP Perak. bustedddd aaahahaha- I'm sorry.
The previous post has all you need to know bout Hay and his sit-rep in France. Whereas for me, Perth has been, rather nice yet very boring at times. IT'S A DEAD PLACE AT NIGHT. But hey freedom away from parent's jurisdiction is a win. Enjoyable seasons I've gotta say, with summer being a hot pain in the ass, winter being windy-ish ice cold, spring being so-so lah and autumn being just perfect. OW WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT BOUT THE FLIES.
Yes, flies.
YA BRING IT ON B-These flying assholes became extremely active during summer and spring. Heck, they are literally everywhere, and problem is they are extremely dumb. THEY STICK ON ME FACE EVERYWHERE I GO. Imagine being in Malaysia, with the abundance of mosquitoes dominating the atmosphere and sucking the blood out of ya. Oh yes the experience is very similar, just that for the mosquitoes we can actually afford to smack the shit out of em. Common sense tells you that flies are dirty beings, hell I won't wanna splatter them all over my skin. It's during these times of desperation and annoyance, I wish for
DO YOUR JOB BUIOne of the highlights of the year was definitely:
It all began on that fateful Monday evening in May. Hay, being his cunning self, chatted in msn with me and slowly he began to lure me into "helping" him in BattleStations (a Facebook app game).
"HEY BUB"
"OH HEY YO MAN WADDUP" (apparently we often start off our convos in CAPS for no special reason whatsoever. second nature now, waddup bro :D)
"Hey can help me click on my BattleStations invite? I just wan the ocho coins from referrals"
"Screw you lot and your BattleStations game, I have a life, watching p- stuff"
"Dude come on it's just a click and you're done lol"
"WHATEVER MAN GIMME ONE MINUTE THEN"
It all began on that fateful Monday evening in May. Hay, being his cunning self, chatted in msn with me and slowly he began to lure me into "helping" him in BattleStations (a Facebook app game).
"HEY BUB"
"OH HEY YO MAN WADDUP" (apparently we often start off our convos in CAPS for no special reason whatsoever. second nature now, waddup bro :D)
"Hey can help me click on my BattleStations invite? I just wan the ocho coins from referrals"
"Screw you lot and your BattleStations game, I have a life, watching p- stuff"
"Dude come on it's just a click and you're done lol"
"WHATEVER MAN GIMME ONE MINUTE THEN"
that "one minute" has since turned into an eternity of I LOVE BATTLESTATIONS LOL.
nuff said. I'm now officially a BattleStations fag.
As months went by, I was so absorbed into BS that I never close its tab. Then came our gang making our own clan in BS. ValiantZ woot. So yeah we went for wars, sunk forts, have some gay laughs and blablabla. (creation of ValiantZ in BS is definitely one of the awesomest moments of the year for all of us)
NEXT.
November the 9th, 2010. Looks familiar? Yeah it's Hay and Bel's birthday. AND WE WENT ON A GAY SKYPE ROLL.
It started off with only the four of us as Bel was sorta gang raped by his mates for a birthday surprise party. We decided to give the new skype (group video call functioned) a test run.
Fui was with us, so was a raccoon. Apparently Bui was shy.
BUT HECK WE STILL CAUGHT HIM, SIDEWAYS. In the light of viewers' mental preservation, I've put in the effort of not maximizing the pic as big. Reasons of which, are self explanatory.
We were trying our best to enjoy the moment but Hay looked like he's contemplating a rape. Bui on the other hand... was half naked. Everything matches. perfectly.NEXT.
"HOLY SHIT" - and that's an understatement.
Oh hey just who the hell is this Justin Bieber shithole? He rose to stardom in 2010 and he just gives me unlimited WTFs everytime I see him, let alone hear him sing. Little girls love him so much, so are the gay communities out there. I wonder why.
"HOLY SHIT" - and that's an understatement.Chris' 3 VERY LOGICAL and ALL-GUYS-WITH-BALLS-MUST-AGREE reasons why JB is a dipshit that rose to fame because of, literally, nothing.
1) He's a girl.
2) It's a she.
3) She has no boobs, I mean balls.
First and foremost, this is how JB SHOULD look like:
"DUHUH er HI~, I like little girls DOH guhuh"
BABY BABY BABY OHHH .awwwwouch?
Happy CNY in advance guys, and do have a great 2011 ahead of ya.
Signing off,
I'm straight dammit, very straight.
Chris
1) He's a girl.
2) It's a she.
3) She has no boobs, I mean balls.
BABY BABY BABY OH BABY BABY OH MY ASS man, I hate him so much that the following pictures capped off a wonderful year for me. For once, Cartman from South Park is a hero.
First and foremost, this is how JB SHOULD look like:
"DUHUH er HI~, I like little girls DOH guhuh"
BABY BABY BABY OHHH .awwwwouch?Funniest shit ever and I laughed my ass off when I watched that episode. Though I've gotta say that's rather mean. abit. LOL
I can go on and on but the mentioned are just the few very enjoyable moments of 2010 for me. Plenty more of course, but I'll just stop here and leave em for another day :D
I can go on and on but the mentioned are just the few very enjoyable moments of 2010 for me. Plenty more of course, but I'll just stop here and leave em for another day :D
Happy CNY in advance guys, and do have a great 2011 ahead of ya.
Signing off,
I'm straight dammit, very straight.
Chris
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